There are some mysteries in life, things I will never understand. I realize I’m somewhat simple, but am I that far from having an average IQ?
That was a purely rhetorical question.
Maybe you could help shed some light on my dimwittedness.
First of all, what are spray nylons?
Does nylon thread actual spray through the nozzle? I’m afraid I’d end up with a webbed look on my legs. People may think I’ve been tousled by Spider-Man or something. FringeMan would be jealous.
I see the bottles sitting on the shelf in Walgreens and I’m tempted to pick one up. After all, like most women, I hate nylons. They are hot, tight, and uncomfortable. If I could cover my shaving polka-dots, pillow-case white skin, and mosquito bites with some spray, why not?
That sounds wonderful!
Do these spray nylons come in control-top or body shaper?
Ladies, have you used spray nylons? Do tell!
Men, if you’ve used these, please don’t tell me. I can’t handle it.
Second, are the PETA people really upset with the President for slapping a fly that landed on his leg during an interview?
I mean there are so many other things to be upset about. Are they actually concerned with a fly’s psyche?
Should we campaign to remove fly tape from all hardware stores in America? Should we waste money on humane fly traps?
Help me readers! Impart your wisdom.
If you didn’t read Part 1 of my Dream House saga, click HERE. Part 2 will be coming soon.