Disclaimer

To All Readers of The Domestic Fringe,

On the domestic fringe all views, opinions, and ideas are the responsibility of FringeMan. Please blame him for any posts you do not like. If you think a post is written in poor taste, please send a scathing email directly to FringeMan. He assumes full responsibility for FringeGirl’s ‘creative’ license.

If your photo has been used without prior permission, count yourself lucky. The domestic fringe has catapulted you directly into the spotlight. Modelling agencies from around the world will be calling by day’s break.

If by chance you assume a post is written specifically about you, your dog, or your bad hair, please seek immediate psychological counseling.

Thank you for spending a moment on the fringe!

Sincerely,

9 Responses to “Disclaimer”

Evergreen March 10, 2009 at 8:40 am #

Has John seen this disclaimer?

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Shasta April 12, 2009 at 10:04 pm #

That is hilarious!

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PJ Hornberger July 28, 2009 at 9:57 am #

I agree…. always blame the man.. that’s what those shoulders are for… to carry the load. x PJ

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Jane February 11, 2010 at 10:43 pm #

Love the disclaimer!!!!!!!!!!!1

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suznews April 9, 2010 at 5:07 pm #

Very good disclaimer, wish I had thought of it.

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Dallas Heasley September 30, 2010 at 6:46 pm #

I LOVE this!! Maybe I should blame Scout for all my craziness!!

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Aimee Steckowski April 7, 2011 at 11:40 am #

seriously? you rock!!! LOVE your wittiness & wording… keep it up because i’m hanging out for awhile!!

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chuwey June 7, 2011 at 12:13 am #

ahahaha…a very wicked one..
LOOOOOVE this…

If i follow your type of disclaimer, consider yourself lucky.. XD

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Jessie @ Dream and Differ May 8, 2012 at 9:52 am #

That does it… based solely on the hilarity induced by reading your disclaimer, I have become a devoted follower and an official subscriber!

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