It’s pouring this morning and the rain seems to have washed away any thoughts worthy of writing; however, that won’t stop me from posting.
I’m becoming addicted to caffeine free diet coke. I need intervention! This scares me because I have a family history of this addiction in the form of an aunt whose body only knows two liquids – diet coke and coffee. She pours diet coke into her Mr. Coffee machine and makes a deadly brew.
Not really, but I bet the thought has crossed her mind.
This diet coke addiction got started because my tap water gives me heartburn. I know, sounds like I need more than intervention. Are they performing brain transplants yet?
Anyway, I think they treat the water with something that gives me heartburn. It’s my story and I’m sticking to it. I need to buy bottled water.
Do you realize that when you don’t drink caffeine for long periods of time, like years, you can use it as a drug?
Seriously caffeine is amazing stuff! When you drink it everyday, you become immune to its’ effects; however, when your body is desensitized to caffeine, it’s amazing stuff. If you’re a decaf person and you happen to be stuck in bumper to bumper traffic all way through NYC and into Connecticut, drink a medium sized regular iced-coffee.
That’s what happened to me!
After guzzling half a cup, I was literally bouncing in my seat. My mouth ran with words like Niagra Falls runs with water. My heart was racing like I just ran three miles!
Please tell me that my metabolism was working like I just ran three miles.
I don’t care if it’s not true, just tell me anyway.
I think I like caffeine too much. FringeMan doesn’t like when I drink caffeine. He would rather I had slept all the way to Connecticut. I tried to tell him that he’s lucky I communicate with him.
Filled with drama I said, “Imagine if you were stuck in a marriage where your wife never talked to you.”
“Could we try it?” He hopefully asked.
If he’s not careful, I will start drinking caffeine everytime I get in the car with him.