Or this post could be titled: How I Was Banned from Convenient Care I love my parents to death, but some days I suspect they may be the death of me, especially on a Friday turned Monday. After many phone calls from the Drama Llamas, I started having bouts of paranoia coupled with night sweats and dreams of men in white lab coats sawing off my leg. So in an effort to put their minds at ease and stave off paranoia for at least another five to ten years, I went to the doctors for a Tetanus shot. You see a long, long time ago, back when dirt made the world go round and antibacterial … [Read more...]
