“We’re shaken and slightly hungry, but thankful to have caught it early.” Said FringeGirl shortly after evacuating her home.
A small oven fire ignited Saturday morning at One Friendly Fringe Lane. Flames burst into existence during the preheat cycle of the FringeFamily’s oven filling their house with smoke. The cause of the fire is still under investigation; however, firefighters believe an overstuffed turkey pot-pie was the culprit.
Reports of turkeypot-pies leaving grease stains on oven floors have been prevelent since November. A fireman was overheard mumbling something about the great turkey explosion of 2006. Apparently the fire department has a counseling unit devoted to post-holiday stress caused in part by too many turkey fires.
No injuries were reported and FringeGirl is confident her oven survived unscathed. Oriana, the FringePup, is being treated for smoke inhalation.
Promising to use the self-clean option more than once a year, FringeGirl thanked local fire-fighters and promised cinnamon rolls made by Feona.
Late developing statistics show FringeGirl’s “good cooking cycle” to be officially ended.
The Domestic Gazette